Progressive Buttons Blog

Republicans seem to have decided that sex appeal is a good reason to elect someone to become Vice President. That’s why they’ve come up with a political campaign button for Sarah Palin that calls her the hottest VP from the coolest state, or for those who aren’t inclined to count their chicks before they hatch, the hottest governor from the coolest state. The main thing, these political buttons declare, is that Sarah Palin is hot!

Hot?

You know, as a guy I can say quite honestly that Pro-Life women are never hot. The whole having sex only for procreation and for the glory of God, and abstinence until marriage thing and no contraceptives is also a definite turnoff.

Then, when a woman starts talking about her personal pet projects, like, say, a natural gas pipeline, as the will of God, it makes a man want to slowly back away and then go take a shower. It’s creepy, not hot.

So, Sarah Palin, no, she is not the hottest vice presidential candidate from the coolest state. She is the craziest vice presidential candidate from the coolest state.